Levi Noe

Coyote’s Guide to Armageddon

Armageddon is coming.
She could be the dusk or the dawn.

Coyote’s Guide to Armageddon by Levi Noe

Meg, a burned-out hospice nurse, has two-ish days to stop a televangelist from turning humanity’s prayers into his own omnipotent godhood. Armed with an unreliable trickster god, a chatty, semi-psychic severed head and a power that could kill her just as easily as it could save her, now all Meg needs is to find a drink—and maybe the weapon to beat this god game.

A darkly funny contemporary fantasy
road trip to the end of the world.

“You should know that everything—every story, every myth, every scientific fact—depends on who you ask. Everybody remembers the beginning differently.
This is how I remember it. From the beginning.” — Coyote

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Meet the 4 Horsepeople

Pol, an elephant-headed winged beast; SoMe with her phones and laptop; Cash smoking a cigar; and the Beast, a black horned lamb
Pol
God of politics
SoMe
Goddess of
social media
Cash
God of
economy
The Beast
False prophet
Representative of hell

Kind words from authors

“Noe is the real deal. You’ve never read a novel like this. The humor hits in all the right places and it’s original as hell, in more ways than one. The writing here is rich, evocative, clever, humorous, poignant and irresistible. An imaginative, wild, entertaining and wholly satisfying romp.”

— Len KuntzCemetery Kids

“Coyote’s Guide to Armageddon is an irreverent, hilarious, and wild ride through the end times. It flips the script on every mythology and belief system you think you know and keeps you guessing until the final page.”

— Stephanie VesselyEditor, So Heavy a Weight

“A wild, hallucinogenic, metaphysical romp that acid-trips back and forth through history, myth, and culture.”

— Mario Acevedoauthor of The Nymphos of Rocky Flats
An illustrated row of interconnected faith, myth and cosmic symbols beneath a starry sky