Coyote’s Guide to Armageddon
Armageddon is coming.
She could be the dusk or the dawn.

Meg, a burned-out hospice nurse, has two-ish days to stop a televangelist from turning humanity’s prayers into his own omnipotent godhood. Armed with an unreliable trickster god, a chatty, semi-psychic severed head and a power that could kill her just as easily as it could save her, now all Meg needs is to find a drink—and maybe the weapon to beat this god game.
A darkly funny contemporary fantasy
road trip to the end of the world.
“You should know that everything—every story, every myth, every scientific fact—depends on who you ask. Everybody remembers the beginning differently.
This is how I remember it. From the beginning.” — Coyote
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Meet the 4 Horsepeople

- Pol
- God of politics
- SoMe
- Goddess of
social media - Cash
- God of
economy - The Beast
- False prophet
Representative of hell
Kind words from authors
“Noe is the real deal. You’ve never read a novel like this. The humor hits in all the right places and it’s original as hell, in more ways than one. The writing here is rich, evocative, clever, humorous, poignant and irresistible. An imaginative, wild, entertaining and wholly satisfying romp.”
“Coyote’s Guide to Armageddon is an irreverent, hilarious, and wild ride through the end times. It flips the script on every mythology and belief system you think you know and keeps you guessing until the final page.”
“A wild, hallucinogenic, metaphysical romp that acid-trips back and forth through history, myth, and culture.”
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